Freebsd Fortunes 5

Mom's Law:
        When they finally do have to take you to the
        hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.

MONDAY:
        In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.

Money cannot buy
The fuel of love
but is excellent kindling.

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say,
Is a keen observer of life,
The word intellectual suggests right away
A man who's untrue to his wife.
                -- W.H. Auden, "Collected Shorter Poems"

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you
awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
                -- C.B. Luce

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
                -- Christopher Marlowe

Money doesn't talk, it swears.
                -- Bob Dylan

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well.
                -- Lazarus Long