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Mom's Law:
        When they finally do have to take you to the
        hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
 
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MONDAY:
        In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
 
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
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Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
 
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Money cannot buy
The fuel of love
but is excellent kindling.

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say,
Is a keen observer of life,
The word intellectual suggests right away
A man who's untrue to his wife.
                -- W.H. Auden, "Collected Shorter Poems"
 
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you
awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
                -- C.B. Luce
 
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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
                -- Christopher Marlowe
 
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Money doesn't talk, it swears.
                -- Bob Dylan
 
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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well.
                -- Lazarus Long
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