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Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.
 

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Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance.
 

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Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who
can't talk for people who can't read.
                -- Frank Zappa
 

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Most seminars have a happy ending.  Everyone's glad when they're over.
 

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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
                -- Richard Lewis
 

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MOTHER:
        Half a word.
 

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Mother Earth is not flat!
 

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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that
there would be so many.
 

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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there
would be so many.
 

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Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.
 

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