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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they
don't want them to become politicians in the process.
-- John F. Kennedy
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Mothers of large families (who claim to common sense)
Will find a Tiger will repay the trouble and expense.
-- Hilaire Belloc, "The Tiger"
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Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
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MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
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Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal
of the day.
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Mr. Cole's Axiom:
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
population is growing.
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Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from
the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I don't know why they gave me men's
shirts but they're going back.
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Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you. Could
you call me at... My name is... uh... Never mind, forget it!
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Mr. Rockford; Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your
renewal before the extended deadline but not your check. I'm sorry but
at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.
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Mr. Rockford, this is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary
Etiquette. We aren't going to call again! Now you want these free
lessons or what?