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My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
                -- Crazy Jimmy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  522 of 2298

My mother loved children -- she would
have given anything if I had been one.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  523 of 2298

My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood)
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart.  I recommend pleasant.
                -- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  524 of 2298

My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"
                -- Sue Murphy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  525 of 2298

My My, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay   The king is gone but he's not forgotten
It's better to burn out         This is the story of a Johnny Rotten
Than to fade away               It's better to burn out than it is to rust
My my, hey hey                  The king is gone but he's not forgotten

It's out of the blue and into the black         Hey hey, my my
They give you this, but you pay for that        Rock and roll can never die
And once you're gone you can never come back    There's more to the picture
When you're out of the blue                     Than meets the eye
And into the black
                -- Neil Young
                "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue), Rust Never Sleeps"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  526 of 2298

My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should
be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  527 of 2298

My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
                -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  528 of 2298

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  529 of 2298

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
                -- O. Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  530 of 2298

My own dear love, he is strong and bold
        And he cares not what comes after.
His words ring sweet as a chime of gold,
        And his eyes are lit with laughter.
He is jubilant as a flag unfurled --
        Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him.
My own dear love, he is all my world --
        And I wish I'd never met him.
                -- Dorothy Parker, part 1
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