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My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human systems,
and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable.  ...  We should be
reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this epoch. Space is indifferent
to what we do; it has no feeling, no design, no interest in whether or not
we grapple with it. But we cannot be indifferent to space, because the grand,
slow march of intelligence has brought us, in our generation, to a point
from which we can explore and understand and utilize it. To turn back now
would be to deny our history, our capabilities.
                -- James A. Michener
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  532 of 2298

"My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  533 of 2298

My parents went to Niagra Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  534 of 2298

My pen is at the bottom of a page,
Which, being finished, here the story ends;
'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done,
But stories somehow lengthen when begun.
                -- Byron
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  535 of 2298

My philosophy is: Don't think.
                -- Charles Manson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  536 of 2298

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
                -- Errol Flynn

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
                -- Errol Flynn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  537 of 2298

My rackets are run on strictly American
lines, and they're going to stay that way.
                -- A. Capone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  538 of 2298

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
with our frail and feeble mind.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  539 of 2298

My ritual differs slightly.  What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I
hop into the shower stall.  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped
in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot
character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off
of while he showers.  Then I hop right back into the stall because our dog,
Earnest, who has been alone in the basement all night building up powerful
dog emotions, has come bounding and quivering into the bathroom and wants
to greet me with 60 or 70 thousand playful nips, any one of which -- bear
in mind that I am naked and, without my contact lenses, essentially blind
-- could result in the kind of injury where you have to learn a whole new
part if you want to sing the "Messiah," if you get my drift.  Then I hop
right back out, because Robert, with that uncanny sixth sense some children
have -- you cannot teach it; they either have it or they don't -- has chosen
exactly that moment to flush one of the toilets.  Perhaps several of them.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  540 of 2298

My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any
reason to limit myself.
                -- Emo Philips
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