Freebsd Fortunes 5: 658 of 2298 |
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
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Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 660 of 2298 |
Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlein
(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 661 of 2298 |
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
-- Lazarus Long
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Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 663 of 2298 |
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 664 of 2298 |
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert Heinlein
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Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there is more where
there is not or that there is not space to list it all, etc.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 666 of 2298 |
Never volunteer for anything.
-- Lackland
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 667 of 2298 |
Never worry about theory as long as the
machinery does what it's supposed to do.
-- R.A. Heinlein
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