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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  771 of 2298

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  772 of 2298

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
                -- C. Schulz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  773 of 2298

No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  774 of 2298

"No program is perfect,"
They said with a shrug.
"The customer's happy--
What's one little bug?"

But he was determined,                  Then change two, then three more,
The others went home.                   As year followed year.
He dug out the flow chart               And strangers would comment,
Deserted, alone.                        "Is that guy still here?"

Night passed into morning.              He died at the console
The room was cluttered                  Of hunger and thirst
With core dumps, source listings.       Next day he was buried
"I'm close," he muttered.               Face down, nine edge first.

Chain smoking, cold coffee,             And his wife through her tears
Logic, deduction.                       Accepted his fate.
"I've got it!" he cried,                Said "He's not really gone,
"Just change one instruction."          He's just working late."
                -- The Perfect Programmer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  775 of 2298

No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied
occurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as an
indication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining occurrence
different from the one identified by the given indication as an
indication-applied occurrence.
                -- ALGOL 68 Report
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  776 of 2298

No question is so difficult as one to which the answer is obvious.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  777 of 2298

No rock so hard but that a little wave
May beat admission in a thousand years.
                -- Tennyson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  778 of 2298

No self-made man ever did such a good job
that some woman didn't want to make some alterations.
                -- Kim Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  779 of 2298

No skis take rocks like rental skis!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  780 of 2298

No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary
for that purpose to keep awake all day.
                -- Nietzsche
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