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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  801 of 2298

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  802 of 2298

Nobody is one block of harmony.  We are all afraid of something, or feel
limited in something.  We all need somebody to talk to.  It would be good
if we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk.  We
shouldn't be so afraid, because most people really like this contact;
that you show you are vulnerable makes them free to be vulnerable too.
It's so much easier to be together when we drop our masks.
                -- Liv Ullman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  803 of 2298

Nobody knows the trouble I've been.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  804 of 2298

Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears.
                -- Roy Harper
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  805 of 2298

Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go out and eat worms.
I'm gonna cut their heads off,
Eat their insides out,
And throw way the skins.
Big, fat, juicy ones,
Little, skinny, cute ones,
Watch how they wiggle and they squirm.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  806 of 2298

Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married.
And then it's too late.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  807 of 2298

Nobody shot me.
                -- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police
                who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint
                Valentine's Day Massacre.

Only Capone kills like that.
                -- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran.
                -- Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  808 of 2298

Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving a child in order
for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the substance of
their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young and rob the old.
                -- Lewis Lapham
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  809 of 2298

Nobody takes a bribe.  Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out
your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's
different.
                -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P.
                   O'Brien, instructions to the force.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  810 of 2298

Nobody wants constructive criticism.
It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.
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