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[Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.]
Norm:  Afternoon, everybody!
All:   Anton!
                -- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:  A flashing sign in my gut that says, ``Insert beer here.''
                -- Cheers, Call Me, Irresponsible

Sam:  What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder?  Ah, just kidding.
      Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers.
                -- Cheers, Two Girls for Every Boyd
 
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Normal times may possibly be over forever.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  833 of 2298

Normally our rules are rigid; we tend to discretion, if for no other
reason than self-protection.  We never recommend any of our graduates,
although we cheerfully provide information as to those who have failed
their courses.
                -- Jack Vance, "Freitzke's Turn"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  834 of 2298

Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  835 of 2298

Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  836 of 2298

Not all men who drink are poets.
Some of us drink because we aren't poets.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  837 of 2298

Not all who own a harp are harpers.
                -- Marcus Terentius Varro
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  838 of 2298

Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't
make you live longer -- it just seems that way.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  839 of 2298

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to
the capitalist mode of production.
                -- Herbert Marcuse
 
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Not every question deserves an answer.
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