Freebsd Fortunes 5

[Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.]
Norm:  Afternoon, everybody!
All:   Anton!
                -- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:  A flashing sign in my gut that says, ``Insert beer here.''
                -- Cheers, Call Me, Irresponsible

Sam:  What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder?  Ah, just kidding.
      Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers.
                -- Cheers, Two Girls for Every Boyd

Normal times may possibly be over forever.

Normally our rules are rigid; we tend to discretion, if for no other
reason than self-protection.  We never recommend any of our graduates,
although we cheerfully provide information as to those who have failed
their courses.
                -- Jack Vance, "Freitzke's Turn"

Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.

Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.

Not all men who drink are poets.
Some of us drink because we aren't poets.

Not all who own a harp are harpers.
                -- Marcus Terentius Varro

Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't
make you live longer -- it just seems that way.

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to
the capitalist mode of production.
                -- Herbert Marcuse

Not every question deserves an answer.