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[Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.]
Norm: Afternoon, everybody!
-- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ``Insert beer here.''
-- Cheers, Call Me, Irresponsible
Sam: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder? Ah, just kidding.
Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers.
-- Cheers, Two Girls for Every Boyd
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Normal times may possibly be over forever.
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Normally our rules are rigid; we tend to discretion, if for no other
reason than self-protection. We never recommend any of our graduates,
although we cheerfully provide information as to those who have failed
-- Jack Vance, "Freitzke's Turn"
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Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.
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Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
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Not all men who drink are poets.
Some of us drink because we aren't poets.
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Not all who own a harp are harpers.
-- Marcus Terentius Varro
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Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't
make you live longer -- it just seems that way.
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Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to
the capitalist mode of production.
-- Herbert Marcuse
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Not every question deserves an answer.