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Macho does not prove mucho.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
 
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MAD:
        Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
 
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child --
if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
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Madison's Inquiry:
        If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
 
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Madness takes its toll.
 
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Magary's Principle:
        When there is a public outcry to cut deadwood and fat from any
        government bureaucracy, it is the deadwood and the fat that do
        the cutting, and the public's services are cut.
 
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Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
 
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Magnet, n.:  Something acted upon by magnetism.

Magnetism, n.:  Something acting upon a magnet.

The two preceding definitions are condensed from the works of one
thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a
great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.
 
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MAGNOCARTIC:
        Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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magnocartic, adj:
        Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping
        carts.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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