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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  941 of 2298

Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this:
to know so much and have control over nothing.
                -- Herodotus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  942 of 2298

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
                -- Plato
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  943 of 2298

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
                -- Fletcher Knebel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  944 of 2298

Of all things man is the measure.
                -- Protagoras
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  945 of 2298

Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between
husband and wife.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  946 of 2298

Of course it's possible to love a human being
if you don't know them too well.
                -- Charles Bukowski
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  947 of 2298

Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix.  Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
                -- Crazy Nigel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  948 of 2298

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  949 of 2298

Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  950 of 2298

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
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