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Freebsd Fortunes 6

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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1 of 2171

Someone is speaking well of you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2 of 2171

Someone is speaking well of you.
How unusual!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  3 of 2171

Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  4 of 2171

Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  5 of 2171

Someone will try to honk your nose today.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  6 of 2171

Something better...

 1 (obvious): Excuse me.  Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
 2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover.  She's going to blow.
 3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
        something larger.  Like ... Wyoming.
 4 (personal): Well, here we are.  Just the three of us.
 5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen.  Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
        minutes late.
 6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you.  Gosh.  To be able to smell your
        own ear.
 7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir.  Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
        mind putting that thing away.
 8 (philosophical): You know.  It's not the size of a nose that's important.
        It's what's in it that matters.
 9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Sneeze and its goodbye
        Seattle.
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah.  Would you mind not bobbing your head.  The orchestra keeps
        changing tempo.
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
                -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  7 of 2171

Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  8 of 2171

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
                -- Shakespeare
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  9 of 2171

Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
                -- N.V. Plyter
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  10 of 2171

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
                -- Sigmund Freud
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