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Fortune: 1875 - 1884 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1875 of 2171

Tonight you will pay the wages of sin;
Don't forget to leave a tip.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1876 of 2171

Tonight's the night:  Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1877 of 2171

Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
        If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1878 of 2171

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair.
                -- George Burns
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1879 of 2171

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1880 of 2171

Too clever is dumb.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1881 of 2171

Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
                -- The Only Ones
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1882 of 2171

Too Late
        A large number of turkies [sic] went to San Francisco yesterday by
the two o'clock boats.  If their object in going down was to participate in
the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after
the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
                -- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1883 of 2171

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
                -- James F. Byrnes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1884 of 2171

Too much is just enough.
                -- Mark Twain, on whiskey
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