|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1052 of 2171|
The road to hell is paved with NAND gates.
-- J. Gooding
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1053 of 2171|
The road to ruin is always in good repair,
and the travellers pay the expense of it.
-- Josh Billings
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1054 of 2171|
The Roman Rule
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1055 of 2171|
The root of all superstition is that men
observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.
-- Francis Bacon
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1056 of 2171|
The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1057 of 2171|
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1058 of 2171|
The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
-- Lewis Carroll
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1059 of 2171|
The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn
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The rules are rather simple to understand: Under democracy you
can defend any view, but only defend it. You can not try to realize
it through power, violence or weapons.
-- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1061 of 2171|
1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at
the console keyboard.
3: Thou shalt not slap users on the face, nor staple their silly little
card decks together.
4: Thou shalt not get physically involved with the computer system,
especially if you're already married.
5: Thou shalt not use magnetic tapes as frisbees, nor use a disk pack as
a stool to reach another disk pack.
6: Thou shalt not stare at the blinking lights for more than one 8 hour
7: Thou shalt not tell users that you accidentally destroyed their
files/backup just to see the look on their little faces.
8: Thou shalt not enjoy cancelling a job.
9: Thou shalt not display firearms in the computer room.
10: Thou shalt not push buttons "just to see what happens".