|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1875 of 2171|
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin;
Don't forget to leave a tip.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1876 of 2171|
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1877 of 2171|
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1878 of 2171|
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1879 of 2171|
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1880 of 2171|
Too clever is dumb.
-- Ogden Nash
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1881 of 2171|
Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1882 of 2171|
A large number of turkies [sic] went to San Francisco yesterday by
the two o'clock boats. If their object in going down was to participate in
the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after
the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
-- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1883 of 2171|
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
-- James F. Byrnes
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1884 of 2171|
Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey