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Fortune: 1001 - 1010 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1001 of 2171

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1002 of 2171

The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty
for incompetence.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1003 of 2171

The problems of business administration in general, and database management in
particular are much too difficult for people that think in IBMese, compounded
with sloppy English.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1004 of 2171

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid,
stable business.
                -- John Steinbeck
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1005 of 2171

The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1006 of 2171

The programmers of old were mysterious and profound.  We cannot fathom their
thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance.
        Aware, like a fox crossing the water.  Alert, like a general on the
battlefield.  Kind, like a hostess greeting her guests.  Simple, like uncarved
blocks of wood.  Opaque, like black pools in darkened caves.
        Who can tell the secrets of their hearts and minds?
        The answer exists only in the Tao.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1007 of 2171

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1008 of 2171

The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has a steering wheel
and an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a
horse.
                -- Jac Goudsmit
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1009 of 2171

The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper
thoughts about their neighbours.
                -- F.H. Bradley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1010 of 2171

The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's
outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake
since its colors are those of the London Reform Club.  Once tied around its
victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before
running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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