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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1011 of 2171

The public demands certainties;  it must be told definitely and a bit
raucously that this is true and that is false.  But there are no
certainties.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "Prejudice"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1012 of 2171

The Public is merely a multiplied "me."
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1013 of 2171

The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but
because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
                -- Thomas Macaulay, "History of England"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1014 of 2171

The purpose of Physics 7A is to make the engineers realize that they're
not perfect, and to make the rest of the people realize that they're not
engineers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1015 of 2171

"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1016 of 2171

The quality of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1017 of 2171

The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to
join in checking this mad, wicked folly of "Woman's Rights", with all its
attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every
sense of womanly feeling and propriety.  Lady-- ought to get a good
whipping.  It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot
contain herself.  God created men and women different -- then let them
remain each in their own position.
                -- Letter to Sir Theodore Martin, 29 May 1870, from
                   Queen Victoria
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1018 of 2171

The questions remain the same.
The answers are eternally variable.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1019 of 2171

The Rabbits                             The Cow
Here is a verse about rabbits           The cow is of the bovine ilk;
That doesn't mention their habits.      One end is moo, the other, milk.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1020 of 2171

The race is not always to the swift, nor the
battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
                -- Damon Runyon
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