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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love.
-- Don Rose
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The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those
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The reason they're called wisdom teeth
is that the experience makes you wise.
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The reason why worry kills more people
than work is that more people worry than work.
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The reasons that each of these countries has had to renege on its
financial committments were all somewhat different: Argentina because of
a war, Poland because of its vast misguided overinvestment in heavy
industry, Honduras because the coffeee price went sour, Zaire because
nobody in the government there has a clue as to how to run a country.
-- Paul Erdman's Money Book
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The relative importance of files depends on their cost
in terms of the human effort needed to regenerate them.
-- T.A. Dolotta
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The requirements of romantic love are difficult to satisfy in the trunk
of a Dodge Dart.
-- Lisa Alther
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The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Called a hen a most elegant creature.
The hen, pleased with that,
Laid an egg in his hat --
And thus did the hen reward Beecher.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The reverse side also has a reverse side.
-- Japanese proverb