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Fortune: 1031 - 1040 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1031 of 2171

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1032 of 2171

The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love.
                -- Don Rose
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1033 of 2171

The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those
people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1034 of 2171

The reason they're called wisdom teeth
is that the experience makes you wise.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1035 of 2171

The reason why worry kills more people
than work is that more people worry than work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1036 of 2171

The reasons that each of these countries has had to renege on its
financial committments were all somewhat different: Argentina because of
a war, Poland because of its vast misguided overinvestment in heavy
industry, Honduras because the coffeee price went sour, Zaire because
nobody in the government there has a clue as to how to run a country.
                -- Paul Erdman's Money Book
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1037 of 2171

The relative importance of files depends on their cost
in terms of the human effort needed to regenerate them.
                -- T.A. Dolotta
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1038 of 2171

The requirements of romantic love are difficult to satisfy in the trunk
of a Dodge Dart.
                -- Lisa Alther
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1039 of 2171

The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Called a hen a most elegant creature.
        The hen, pleased with that,
        Laid an egg in his hat --
And thus did the hen reward Beecher.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1040 of 2171

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
                -- Japanese proverb
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