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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1071 of 2171

The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1072 of 2171

The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1073 of 2171

The secret of success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
                -- Jean Giraudoux
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1074 of 2171

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow;
there is no humor in Heaven.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1075 of 2171

The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone
beat their head on the keyboard.  After working with it... I can see why!
                -- Harry Skelton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1076 of 2171

The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he
reported to Fafhrd: "I have seen much, yet cannot explain all.  The Gray
Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace
of Gilpkerio Kistomerces.  Even though twenty-four parts in twenty-five of
him are dead, he is alive.
        Now about Lankhmar.  She's been invaded, her walls breached
everywhere and desperate fighting is going on in the streets, by a fierce
host which out-numbers Lankhamar's inhabitants by fifty to one -- and
equipped with all modern weapons.  Yet you can save the city."
        "How?" demanded Fafhrd.
        Ningauble shrugged.  "You're a hero.  You should know."
                -- Fritz Leiber, "The Swords of Lankhmar"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1077 of 2171

The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,
and sixth years.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1078 of 2171

The sheep died in the wool.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1079 of 2171

The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1080 of 2171

The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
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