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The Tao is like a glob pattern:
used but never used up.
It is like the extern void:
filled with infinite possibilities.

It is masked but always present.
I don't know who built to it.
It came before the first kernel.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1132 of 2171

The tao that can be tar(1)ed
is not the entire Tao.
The path that can be specified
is not the Full Path.

We declare the names
of all variables and functions.
Yet the Tao has no type specifier.

Dynamically binding, you realize the magic.
Statically binding, you see only the hierarchy.

Yet magic and hierarchy
arise from the same source,
and this source has a null pointer.

Reference the NULL within NULL,
it is the gateway to all wizardry.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1133 of 2171

The technician should never forget that he is an artist, the
artist never that he is a technician.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1134 of 2171

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer
them a drink.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1135 of 2171

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available
data.  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon
shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold,
as the light of seven days."  Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much
radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition seven times seven (49) times
as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all.  The light we
receive from the Moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the
Sun, so we can ignore that.  With these data we can compute the temperature
of Heaven.  The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where
the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation,
i.e., Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation.  Using
the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute
temperature of the earth (~300K), gives H as 798K (525C).  The exact
temperature of Hell cannot be computed, but it must be less than 444.6C, the
temperature at which brimstone or sulphur changes from a liquid to a gas.
Revelations 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their
part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."  A lake of molten
brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point,
or 444.6C  (Above this point it would be a vapor, not a lake.)  We have,
then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.
                -- "Applied Optics", vol. 11, A14, 1972
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1136 of 2171

The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled
culinary vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on the Celsius scale.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1137 of 2171

The Ten Commandments for Technicians:
        1:  Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
            capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a
            most untechnician-like manner.

        7: Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy
            fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console
            her in other ways.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1138 of 2171

The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene
of shooting employees who make mistakes.  We will now refer to this process
as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk).  The
employee is simply there one instant, and gone the next.  All the terrible
temper tantrums, crying, and threats are eliminated.
                -- Kenny's Korner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1139 of 2171

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed
ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
                -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1140 of 2171

The test of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
                -- Aldo Leopold
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