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Fortune: 1211 - 1220 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1211 of 2171

The very first essential for success is a perpetually
constant and regular employment of violence.
                -- Adolph Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1212 of 2171

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.  Instead of
altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their
views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the
facts that needs altering.
                -- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1213 of 2171

The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1214 of 2171

The Vet Who Surprised A Cow
        In the course of his duties in August 1977, a Dutch veterinary
surgeon was required to treat an ailing cow.  To investigate its internal
gases he inserted a tube into that end of the animal not capable of facial
expression and struck a match.  The jet of flame set fire first to some
bales of hay and then to the whole farm causing damage estimate at L45,000.
The vet was later fined L140 for starting a fire in a manner surprising to
the magistrates.  The cow escaped with shock.
                -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1215 of 2171

The VFW represents many who died to give this country a second chance
to make it what it is supposed to be -- God's guest house on earth.
                -- John Wayne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1216 of 2171

The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
                -- Jerry Brown
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1217 of 2171

The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh
restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he brought their drinks,
dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress.  She
sprang to her feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed wildly around the table,
then galloped wriggling from the room followed by her distraught boyfriend.
A man seated on the other side of the room with a date of his own beckoned
to the waiter and said, "We'll have two of whatever she was drinking."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1218 of 2171

The wages of sin are unreported.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1219 of 2171

The War on Drugs is just a small part of the War on the United States
Constitution.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1220 of 2171

The warning message we sent the Russians was a
calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.
                -- Alexander Haig
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