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Fortune: 1221 - 1230 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1221 of 2171

The water was not fit to drink.
To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
                -- W. Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1222 of 2171

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and
incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
                -- Emo Philips
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1223 of 2171

The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones.
                -- Nathaniel Howe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1224 of 2171

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1225 of 2171

The way to a man's heart is through his
wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
                -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1226 of 2171

The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1227 of 2171

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1228 of 2171

The way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1229 of 2171

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1230 of 2171

The way to make a small fortune in the
commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
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