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Fortune: 1281 - 1290 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1281 of 2171

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of
four and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all
the answers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1282 of 2171

The young Georgia miss came to the hospital for a checkup.
        "Have you been X-rayed?" asked the doctor.
        "Nope," she said, "but ah've been ultraviolated."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1283 of 2171

The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1284 of 2171

The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means
to buy it, and so he huffily walked out of the Miami Beach hotel when he
found out the charges for room, meals and golf privileges were $300 a day.
He registered across the street at an equally elegant hotel, where the
rates were only $70.  The following morning he went down to the hotel's
golf course and asked Scotty, the pro, to sell him a couple of golf balls.
"Sure," said Scotty.  "That'll be $25 apiece."
        "What?" screamed the bachelor.  "In the hotel across the street
they only charge $1 a ball!"
        "Naturally," replied the pro.  "Over there they get you by the
rooms."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1285 of 2171

THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVALININTHENIGHTDUDE
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1286 of 2171

Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer...
and you'd better not refuse.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1287 of 2171

Them as has, gets.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1288 of 2171

Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her
incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy,
acceptance, and peace.  "'Bye for now," she said warmly.
                -- Thea Alexander, "2150 A.D."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1289 of 2171

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly.
I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was
right.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1290 of 2171

Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
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