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Fortune: 1531 - 1540 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1531 of 2171

There's nothing like a good does of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
                -- Clare Booth Luce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1532 of 2171

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1533 of 2171

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1534 of 2171

There's nothing remarkable about it.  All one has to do is hit the right
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
                -- J.S. Bach
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1535 of 2171

There's nothing to writing.  All you do is sit at a typewriter
and open a vein.
                -- Red Smith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1536 of 2171

There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that
nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1537 of 2171

There's nothing worse for your business than
extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.
                -- W. Bossert
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1538 of 2171

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that
reasoning with them won't aggravate.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1539 of 2171

There's one consolation about matrimony.  When you look around you can
always see somebody who did worse.
                -- Warren H. Goldsmith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1540 of 2171

There's one fool at least in every married couple.
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