Freebsd Fortunes 6
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Fortune: 1601 - 1610 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1601 of 2171

Thinks't thou existence doth depend on time?
It doth; but actions are our epochs; mine
Have made my days and nights imperishable,
Endless, and all alike, as sands on the shore,
Innumerable atoms; and one desert,
Barren and cold, on which the wild waves break,
But nothing rests, save carcasses and wrecks,
Rocks, and the salt-surf weeds of bitterness.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1602 of 2171

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only
when the hostess has only twelve chops.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1603 of 2171

Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
                -- Tolkien
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1604 of 2171

This ae nighte, this ae nighte,
Everye nighte and alle,
Fire and sleet and candlelyte,
And Christe receive thy saule.
                -- The Lykewake Dirge
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1605 of 2171

This "brain-damaged" epithet is getting sorely overworked.  When we can
speak of someone or something being flawed, impaired, marred, spoiled;
batty, bedlamite, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, demented,
deranged, loco, lunatic, mad, maniac, mindless, non compos mentis, nuts,
Reaganite, screwy, teched, unbalanced, unsound, witless, wrong;  senseless,
spastic, spasmodic, convulsive; doped, spaced-out, stoned, zonked;  {beef,
beetle,block,dung,thick}headed, dense, doltish, dull, duncical, numskulled,
pinhead;  asinine, fatuous, foolish, silly, simple;  brute, lumbering, oafish;
half-assed, incompetent; backward, retarded, imbecilic, moronic; when we have
a whole precisely nuanced vocabulary of intellectual abuse to draw upon,
individually and in combination, isn't it a little <fill in the blank> to be
limited to a single, now quite trite, adjective?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1606 of 2171

This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
                -- Found on a door in the MSU music building
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1607 of 2171

This dungeon is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co., Ltd.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1608 of 2171

This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1609 of 2171

This fortune cookie program out of order.  For those in desperate
need, please use the program "randchar".  This program generates
random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come
up with something profound.  It will, however, take it no time at
all to be more profound than THIS program has ever been.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1610 of 2171

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