Freebsd Fortunes 6
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Freebsd Fortunes 6

Fortune: 1621 - 1630 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1621 of 2171

This is a good time to punt work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1622 of 2171

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1623 of 2171

This is Betty Frenel.  I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner.  I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom.  Jim, come and get me!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1624 of 2171

This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists,
and not enough hunchbacks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1625 of 2171

This is for all ill-treated fellows
        Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
        And I am not.
                -- A.E. Housman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1626 of 2171

This is Jim Rockford.
At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1627 of 2171

This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds.  Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and
his bail is forfeit.  That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.
Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1628 of 2171

This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you...   Is this a machine?
I don't talk to machines!  [Click]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1629 of 2171

This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1630 of 2171

This is NOT a repeat.
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