Freebsd Fortunes 6
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Fortune: 1651 - 1660 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1651 of 2171

This place just isn't big enough for all of us.  We've
got to find a way off this planet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1652 of 2171

This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this:  most of
the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.  Many
solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were
largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper,
which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of
paper that were unhappy.
                -- Douglas Adams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1653 of 2171

This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like.
                -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1654 of 2171

This product is meant for educational purposes only.  Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  Void where prohibited.  Some
assembly may be required.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during
shipment.  Use only as directed.  May be too intense for some viewers.  If
condition persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
or failure to perform.  Slippery when wet.  For office use only.  Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.  Your cancelled
check is your receipt.  Avoid contact with skin.  Employees and their families
are not eligible.  Beware of dog.  Driver does not carry cash.  Limited time
offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.  Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.  Some equipment shown is optional.  Price does
not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery.  Penalty for private use.  Call
toll free before digging.  Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
appear for identification purposes only.  All models over 18 years of age.  Do
not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be
paid by addressee.  Apply only to affected area.  One size fits all.  Many
suitcases look alike.  Edited for television.  No solicitors.  Reproduction
strictly prohibited.  Restaurant package, not for resale.  Objects in mirror
are closer than they appear.  Decision of judges is final.  This supersedes
all previous notices.  No other warranty expressed or implied.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1655 of 2171

This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his
mother's side.  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry
often have little else to sustain them.  Humoring them costs nothing and
adds happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1656 of 2171

This screen intentionally left blank.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1657 of 2171

This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1658 of 2171

This sentence no verb.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1659 of 2171

This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1660 of 2171

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
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