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Fortune: 1661 - 1670 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1661 of 2171

This unit... must... survive.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1662 of 2171

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume.  Some expansion of the
contents may have occurred during shipment.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1663 of 2171

This was a Golden Age, a time of high adventure, rich living, and hard
dying... but nobody thought so.  This was a future of fortune and theft,
pillage and rapine, culture and vice... but nobody admitted it.
                -- Alfred Bester, "The Stars My Destination"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1664 of 2171

This was the most unkindest cut of all.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1665 of 2171

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.
This was terrible with raisins in it.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1666 of 2171

This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1667 of 2171

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1668 of 2171

This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck.  His BMW was mangled, and so was he.
The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup
could groan was "My BMW!  My BMW!"
        The paramedic tried to quiet the man, pointing out that his car
wasn't his chief concern at the moment, especially as he'd been rearranged
pretty badly himself -- for example, his left arm was severed at the elbow
and was lying about twenty feet away.
        There was a moment of stunned silence from the yup followed by
"Oh no!  My Rolex!  My Rolex!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1669 of 2171

Those lovable Brits department:
        They also have trouble pronouncing `vitamin'.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1670 of 2171

Those of you who think you know everything
are annoying those of us who do.
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