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To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
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To make tax forms true they should
read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".
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To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
-- St. Augustine
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TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered
where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the
circus and a clown killed my dad.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
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To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet.
-- 19th century toast
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To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
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To restore a sense of reality, I think
Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
-- Jack Paar
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To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
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To say that UNIX is doomed is pretty rabid, OS/2 will certainly play a role,
but you don't build a hundred million instructions per second multiprocessor
micro and then try to run it on OS/2. I mean, get serious.
-- William Zachmann, International Data Corp