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Fortune: 1821 - 1830 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1821 of 2171

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1822 of 2171

To make tax forms true they should
read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1823 of 2171

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
                -- St. Augustine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1824 of 2171

TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered
where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the
circus and a clown killed my dad.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1825 of 2171

To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters.  Shake.
                -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1826 of 2171

To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
                -- 19th century toast
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1827 of 2171

To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1828 of 2171

To restore a sense of reality, I think
Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
                -- Jack Paar
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1829 of 2171

To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1830 of 2171

To say that UNIX is doomed is pretty rabid, OS/2 will certainly play a role,
but you don't build a hundred million instructions per second multiprocessor
micro and then try to run it on OS/2.  I mean, get serious.
                -- William Zachmann, International Data Corp
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