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Fortune: 1881 - 1890 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1881 of 2171

Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
                -- The Only Ones
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1882 of 2171

Too Late
        A large number of turkies [sic] went to San Francisco yesterday by
the two o'clock boats.  If their object in going down was to participate in
the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after
the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
                -- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1883 of 2171

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
                -- James F. Byrnes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1884 of 2171

Too much is just enough.
                -- Mark Twain, on whiskey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1885 of 2171

Too much is not enough.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1886 of 2171

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1887 of 2171

Too often people have come to me and said, "If I had just one wish for
anything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations
in the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software."
                -- Instrument News
                [Once is too often.  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1888 of 2171

Too ripped.  Gotta go.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1889 of 2171

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1890 of 2171

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

10:     Sorry, but that's too useful.
 9:     Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
 8:     I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
        #pragma is for.
 7:     Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
        hard to write.
 6:     Them bats is smart; they use radar.
 5:     All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in here?
 4:     How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
 3:     Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this sucker.
 2:     Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
 1:     Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
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