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Fortune: 1901 - 1910 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1901 of 2171

TRANSPARENT:
        Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
        "It's there, but you can't see it"
                -- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964.

VIRTUAL:
        Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.
        "I can see it, but it's not there."
                -- Lady Macbeth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1902 of 2171

TRANSVESTITE:
        Someone who spends his junior year at college abroad.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1903 of 2171

Trap full -- please empty.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1904 of 2171

TRAVEL:
        Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1905 of 2171

Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1906 of 2171

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
                -- Han Solo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1907 of 2171

Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.
        "All depends," the native drawled.  "Do you mean by them that has
to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered, one-hoss dump, or
by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms
for a short spell?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1908 of 2171

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1909 of 2171

Treaties are like roses and young girls -- they last while they last.
                -- Charles DeGaulle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1910 of 2171

Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
                -- Michelangelo
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