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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2031 of 2171

Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime
between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20.  The flag is described as red, white
and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.
                -- Windsor-Heights Herald "Police Blotter", Jan 28, 1987
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2032 of 2171

Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues
of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself
a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst
be so superfluous to demand the time of the day.  I wasted time and now doth
time waste me.
                -- William Shakespeare
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2033 of 2171

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
                -- E.E. Cummings
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2034 of 2171

Unnamed Law:
        If it happens, it must be possible.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2035 of 2171

Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking,
unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
                -- Edward Gibbon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2036 of 2171

Unquestionably, there is progress.  The average American now
pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2037 of 2171

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
                -- Richard Amour
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2038 of 2171

UNTOLD WEALTH:
        What you left out on April 15th.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2039 of 2171

Up against the net, redneck mother,
Mother who has raised your son so well;
He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh,
Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2040 of 2171

Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid
or DMT.  "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth
noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.
                -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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