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Victory uber allies!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2072 of 2171

Viking, n:
        1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers,
        entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import
        business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
        2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning
        in the 9th century.

Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used
only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront
property.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2073 of 2171

Vini, vidi, vici.
[I came, I saw, I conquered].
                -- Gaius Julius Caesar
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2074 of 2171

"Violence accomplishes nothing."  What a contemptible lie!  Raw, naked
violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
ever employed.  Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2075 of 2171

Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2076 of 2171

Violence is molding.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2077 of 2171

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
                -- Salvador Hardin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2078 of 2171

Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on.  But now and then
there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a
frying pan.  Sometimes people are just begging for that frypan, and if we
weaken for a moment and honor their request, we should regard it as
impulsive philanthropy, which we aren't in any position to afford, but
shouldn't regret it too loudly lest we spoil the purity of the deed.
                -- Tom Robbins
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2079 of 2171

VIRGINIA:
        A group of beautifully mounted hunters galloping behind
        baying hounds in pursuit of a union organizer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2080 of 2171

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
        You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is
sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and sometimes
fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus drivers.
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