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Fortune: 2111 - 2120 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2111 of 2171

Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
But then one day he was shootin' at some food,
When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that is;
        black gold; 'Texas tea' ...

Well the next thing ya know, old Jed's a millionaire.
The kinfolk said, 'Jed, move away from there!'
They said, 'Californy is the place ya oughta be',
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly -- Hills, that is;
        swimmin' pools; movie stars.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2112 of 2171

War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2113 of 2171

War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
                -- Charles Edward Montague
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2114 of 2171

War is an equal opportunity destroyer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2115 of 2171

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
                -- Desiderius Erasmus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2116 of 2171

War is like love, it always finds a way.
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2117 of 2171

War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
                -- Clemenceau
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2118 of 2171

War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.
                -- Anacreon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2119 of 2171

WARNING:
        Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
        mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth
        of hair on your palms, and make a difference in the outcome
        of your favorite war.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2120 of 2171

WARNING!
        This system is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need!
A special circuit in the computer called a "critical detector" senses the
user's emotional state in terms of how desperate they are to get their program
to run.  The "critical detector" then creates a bug in the program proportional
to the desperation of the user.  Threatening the terminal with violence only
aggravates the situation, causing the program to immediately crash or the
entire system to go down.  Likewise, attempts to use another terminal may cause
it to core dump.  (They all belong to the same LAN.)  Keep cool and say nice
things to the terminal.
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