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Technological progress has merely provided us
with more efficient means for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley
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Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
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Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
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Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before
you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew
but weren't sure. But if you're searching for something you don't
already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death.
-- Erma Bombeck
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telephone, n.:
An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of
making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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TELEPRESSION:
The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that you did not try
hard enough to look up the number on your own and instead put the
burden on the directory assistant.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Television -- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs
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Television -- the longest amateur night in history.
-- Robert Carson
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Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
each other.
-- Ann Landers
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