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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  26 of 2171

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it.  That's what is known as real maturity.
                -- Snoopy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  27 of 2171

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means
to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
                -- Andy Capp
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  28 of 2171

Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone
else is driving.
                -- David Letterman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  29 of 2171

Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  30 of 2171

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  31 of 2171

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a
woman giving birth to a child.  She must be found and stopped.
                -- Sam Levenson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  32 of 2171

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
                -- Carl Sagan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  33 of 2171

Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which
the seal is not yet broken.  And he is going to offer to bet you that he can
make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.
But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.
                -- Sky Masterson's Father
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  34 of 2171

Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
(Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  35 of 2171

Sorry.  Nice try.
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