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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  281 of 2171

That's life for you, said McDunn.  Someone always waiting for someone
who never comes home.  Always someone loving something more than that
thing loves them.  And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that
thing is, so it can't hurt you no more.
                -- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  282 of 2171

"That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be
omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l."
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  283 of 2171

That's no moon...
                -- Obi-wan Kenobi
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  284 of 2171

That's odd.  That's very odd.
Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  285 of 2171

That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.
                -- Neil Armstrong
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  286 of 2171

That's the most fun I've had without laughing.
                -- Woody Allen, on sex
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  287 of 2171

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they
really hate is lousy programmers.
                -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  288 of 2171

That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows
returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
                -- Bill Veeck
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  289 of 2171

That's what she said.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  290 of 2171

That's where the money was.
                -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank

It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
                -- Willie Sutton
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