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The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the
eagle -- on the back of a dollar.
                -- Finlay Peter Dunne
 
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The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism,
call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great
opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.
                -- Al Capone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  313 of 2171

The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  314 of 2171

The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured
in billigrahams.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  315 of 2171

The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns
just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves.
                -- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  316 of 2171

The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists
of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of "Camptown
Races".  Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and,
even better, nobody has to play it.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  317 of 2171

The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter:
        I don't mind... and you don't matter.

                -- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by Swami Havabanana
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  318 of 2171

The Angels want to wear my red shoes.
                -- E. Costello
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  319 of 2171

The anger of a woman is the greatest evil
with which you can threaten your enemies.
                -- Bonnard
 
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The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from
sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.
                --Salvador De Madariaga
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