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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  551 of 2171

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half
by our children.
                -- Clarence Darrow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  552 of 2171

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents,
and the second half by our children.
                -- Clarence Darrow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  553 of 2171

The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,
and the second the triumph of hope over experience.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  554 of 2171

The first myth of management is that it exists.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  555 of 2171

The first requisite for immortality is death.
                -- Stanislaw Lem
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  556 of 2171

The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child,
was propounded to me by my father:

        "What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?"
I knit my brow and thought and thought, and in final perplexity gave up.
        "A herring," said my father.
        "A herring," I echoed.  "A herring doesn't hang on the wall!"
        "So hang it there."
        "But a herring isn't green!" I protested.
        "Paint it."
        "But a herring isn't wet."
        "If it's just painted it's still wet."
        "But -- " I sputtered, summoning all my outrage,
                "a herring doesn't whistle!!"
        "Right, " smiled my father.  "I just put that in to make it hard."
                -- Leo Rosten
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  557 of 2171

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  558 of 2171

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
                -- Ehrlich
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  559 of 2171

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
                -- Paul Erlich
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  560 of 2171

The First Rule of Program Optimization:
        Don't do it.

The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
        Don't do it yet.
                -- Michael Jackson
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