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The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money
completely surrounded by people who want some.
                -- Dwight MacDonald
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  572 of 2171

The forest is safe because a lion lives therein and the lion is safe
because it lives in a forest.  Likewise the friendship of persons
rests on mutual help.
                -- Laukikanyay.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  573 of 2171

The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions
and by a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  574 of 2171

The founding fathers tried to set up a judicial system where the accused
received a fair trial, not a system to insure an acquittal on technicalities.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  575 of 2171

The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair
trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  576 of 2171

The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip
objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air
due to levitation.
        Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur
if the character does not have fire resistance.
                -- README file from the NetHack game
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  577 of 2171

[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people.
                -- Somerset Maugham
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  578 of 2171

The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  579 of 2171

The full potentialities of human fury cannot be reached until a friend
of both parties tactfully interferes.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  580 of 2171

The function of the expert is not to be more right than other people,
but to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons.
                -- Dr. David Butler, British psephologist
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