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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  61 of 2171

St. Patrick was a gentleman
who through strategy and stealth
drove all the snakes from Ireland.
Here's a toasting to his health --
but not too many toastings
lest you lose yourself and then
forget the good St. Patrick
and see all those snakes again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  62 of 2171

Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  63 of 2171

Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  64 of 2171

Stalin was dying, and summoned Khruschev to his bedside.  Wheezing his last
words with difficulty, Stalin tells Khruschev, "The reins of the country are
now in your hands.  But before I go, I want to give you some advice."
        "Yes, yes, what is it?" says Khruschev, impatiently.  Reaching under
his pillow, Stalin produced two envelopes labeled #1 and #2.
        "Take these letters," he tells Khruschev. "Keep them safely -- don't
open them.  Only if the country is in turmoil and things aren't going well,
open the first one.  That'll give you some advice on what to do.  And, if
after that, if things start getting REALLY bad, open the second one."  And
with a gasp Stalin breathed his last.
        Well, within a few years Khruschev started having problems --
unemployment increased, crops failed, people became restless.  He decided it
was time to open the first letter.  All it said was: "Blame everything on me!"
So Khruschev launched a massive deStalinization campaign, and blamed Stalin
for all the excesses and purges and ills of the present system.
        But things continued on the downslide, and, finally, after much
deliberation, Khruschev opened the second letter.
        All it said was: "Write two letters."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  65 of 2171

Stamp out organized crime!!  Abolish the IRS.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  66 of 2171

Stamp out philately.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  67 of 2171

STANDARDS:
        The principles we use to reject other people's code.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  68 of 2171

Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by
no means the only 'certain' standard.  If you mistake what is relative for
something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth.
                -- Chuang Tzu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  69 of 2171

Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  70 of 2171

Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.
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