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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  601 of 2171

The good (I am convinced, for one)
Is but the bad one leaves undone.
Once your reputation's done
You can live a life of fun.
                -- Wilhelm Busch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  602 of 2171

The good life was so elusive
It really got me down
I had to regain some confidence
So I got into camaflouge
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  603 of 2171

The good time is approaching,
The season is at hand.
When the merry click of the two-base lick
Will be heard throughout the land.
The frost still lingers on the earth, and
Budless are the trees.
But the merry ring of the voice of spring
Is borne upon the breeze.
                -- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  604 of 2171

The Gordian Maxim:
If a string has one end, it has another.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  605 of 2171

The government has just completed work on a missile that turned out
to be a bit of a boondoggle; nicknamed "Civil Servant", it won't work
and they can't fire it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  606 of 2171

The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people
and leaves buildings standing, but also does a little light housekeeping.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  607 of 2171

The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the
Christian Religion
                -- George Washington
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  608 of 2171

The government was contemplating the dispatch of an expedition to Burma,
with a view to taking Rangoon, and a question arose as to who would be the
fittest general to be sent in command of the expedition.  The Cabinet sent
for the Duke of Wellington, and asked his advice.  He instantly replied,
"Send Lord Combermere."
        "But we have always understood that your Grace thought Lord
Combermere a fool."
        "So he is a fool, and a damned fool; but he can take Rangoon."
                -- G.W.E. Russell
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  609 of 2171

The goys have proven the following theorem...
                -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom
                lecture.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  610 of 2171

The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
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