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The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through
three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry, and
Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases.  For
instance, the first phase is characterized by the question "How can we
eat?" the second by "Why do we eat?" and the third by "Where shall we
have lunch?".
                -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
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The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases
are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy.  Thus:

Retribution:
        I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother.
Anticipation:
        I'm going to kill you because I killed your brother.
Diplomacy:
        I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the
        pretext that your brother did it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  663 of 2171

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
                -- Johnny Carson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  664 of 2171

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease
to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  665 of 2171

The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and
she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
                -- Bill Lawrence
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  666 of 2171

The horror... the horror!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  667 of 2171

The human animal differs from the lesser
primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
                -- H. Allen Smith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  668 of 2171

The human brain is a wonderful thing.  It starts working the moment
you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
                -- Sir George Jessel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  669 of 2171

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of
its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  670 of 2171

The human mind treats a new idea the way the
body treats a strange protein: it rejects it.
                -- P. Medawar
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