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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  338 of 1340

When choosing between two evils, I always
like to take the one I've never tried before.
                -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
 
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When confronted by a difficult problem, you can often solve it quite
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
handle this?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  340 of 1340

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  341 of 1340

When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  342 of 1340

When democracy granted democratic methods to us in times of opposition, this
was bound to happen in a democratic system.  However, we National Socialists
never asserted that we represented a democratic point of view, but we have
declared openly that we used the democratic methods only to gain power and
that, after assuming the power, we would deny to our adversaries without any
consideration the means which were granted to us in times of our opposition.
                -- Josef Goebbels
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  343 of 1340

When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  344 of 1340

When does later become never?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  345 of 1340

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?
Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  346 of 1340

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
                -- Gen. C. Abrams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  347 of 1340

When forecasting, give them a number
or give them a date, but never both.
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