|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1100 of 1340|
You say potatoe,
And I say potato.
You say tomatoe,
And I say tomato.
Let's go be the Vice President...
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1101 of 1340|
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1102 of 1340|
You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty
attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool
takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge
which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with
alot of other things, so that he has difficulty in laying his hands upon it.
Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his
brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing
his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect
order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and
can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every
addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of
the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out
the useful ones.
-- Sherlock Holmes
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You see things; and you say "Why?"
But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah"
[No, it wasn't J.F. Kennedy. Ed.]
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1104 of 1340|
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull
his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you
understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send
signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that
there is no cat.
-- Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1105 of 1340|
You seek to shield those you love
and you like the role of the provider.
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You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
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You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
-- Joseph Conrad
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You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1109 of 1340|
You should go home.