|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1029 of 1340|
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1030 of 1340|
You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
-- Dylan Thomas
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1031 of 1340|
You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?
-- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1032 of 1340|
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1033 of 1340|
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if
you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is,
and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1034 of 1340|
You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1035 of 1340|
You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower,
start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
-- Dean Webber
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1036 of 1340|
You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1037 of 1340|
You know my heart keeps tellin' me,
You're not a kid at thirty-three,
You play around you lose your wife,
You play too long, you lose your life.
Some gotta win, some gotta lose,
Goodtime Charlie's got the blues.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1038 of 1340|
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,
are now extinct.
-- M. Somerset Maugham