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Fortune: 1031 - 1040 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1031 of 1340

You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?
                -- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1032 of 1340

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
                -- Superchicken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1033 of 1340

You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if
you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is,
and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1034 of 1340

You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.
                -- Maharbal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1035 of 1340

You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower,
start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
                -- Dean Webber
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1036 of 1340

You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
                -- Garfield
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1037 of 1340

You know my heart keeps tellin' me,
You're not a kid at thirty-three,
You play around you lose your wife,
You play too long, you lose your life.
Some gotta win, some gotta lose,
Goodtime Charlie's got the blues.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1038 of 1340

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,
are now extinct.
                -- M. Somerset Maugham
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1039 of 1340

You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you
almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?  I feel
like that all the time.
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1040 of 1340

You know, the difference between this company and
the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.
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