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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1091 of 1340

You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone
got in line to admit it, too.  But you also notice they all said they
"experimented" with marijuana.  The didn't "use" it; they "experimented"
with it.  Let me tell you something -- Jonas Salk "experiments"; these
guys were getting stoned!
                -- Johnny Carson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1092 of 1340

You now have Asian Flu.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1093 of 1340

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1094 of 1340

You plan things that you do not even
attempt because of your extreme caution.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1095 of 1340

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1096 of 1340

You prefer the company of the opposite
sex, but are well liked by your own.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1097 of 1340

You probably wouldn't worry about what people
think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
                -- Olin Miller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1098 of 1340

You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1099 of 1340

You roll my log, and I will roll yours.
                -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1100 of 1340

You say potatoe,
And I say potato.
You say tomatoe,
And I say tomato.
Potatoe, potato,
Tomatoe, tomato.
Let's go be the Vice President...
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