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You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone
got in line to admit it, too. But you also notice they all said they
"experimented" with marijuana. The didn't "use" it; they "experimented"
with it. Let me tell you something -- Jonas Salk "experiments"; these
guys were getting stoned!
-- Johnny Carson
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You now have Asian Flu.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1093 of 1340|
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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You plan things that you do not even
attempt because of your extreme caution.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1095 of 1340|
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1096 of 1340|
You prefer the company of the opposite
sex, but are well liked by your own.
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You probably wouldn't worry about what people
think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller
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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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You roll my log, and I will roll yours.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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You say potatoe,
And I say potato.
You say tomatoe,
And I say tomato.
Let's go be the Vice President...