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Fortune: 1111 - 1120 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1111 of 1340

You should never bet against anything in science at
odds of more than about ten to the twelfth to one.
                -- E. Rutherford
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1112 of 1340

You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team,
because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
                -- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1113 of 1340

You should never wear your best trousers
when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
                -- Henrik Ibsen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1114 of 1340

You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
                -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1115 of 1340

You shouldn't wallow in self-pity.  But it's OK to put
your feet in it and swish them around a little.
                -- Guindon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1116 of 1340

You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1117 of 1340

You teach best what you most need to learn.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1118 of 1340

YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!

Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says:  "Before I took this course I used to be
a lowly bit twiddler.  Now with what I learned at MIT Tech I feel really
important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best."

Mr. Watkins had this to say:  "Ten short days ago all I could look forward
to was a dead-end job as a engineer.  Now I have a promising future and
make really big Zorkmids."

MIT Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone, but when
you earn your MDL degree from MIT Tech your future will be brighter.

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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1119 of 1340

You tread upon my patience.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1120 of 1340

You two ought to be more careful--
your love could drag on for years and years.
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