Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1211 - 1220 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1211 of 1340

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1212 of 1340

You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't
be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m. anyway.
                -- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1213 of 1340

You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control.
                -- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1214 of 1340

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1215 of 1340

You'll always be,
What you always were,
Which has nothing to do with,
All to do, with her.
                -- Company
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1216 of 1340

You'll be called to a post requiring
ability in handling groups of people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1217 of 1340

You'll be sorry...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1218 of 1340

You'll feel devilish tonight.
Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1219 of 1340

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1220 of 1340

You'll never be the man your mother was!
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