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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  141 of 1340

Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
                -- Joe E. Lewis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  142 of 1340

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens,
we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  143 of 1340

Well, we'll really have a party,
but we've gotta post a guard outside.
                -- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  144 of 1340

"Well, well, well!  Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in
poison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come
and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
                -- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  145 of 1340

Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers,
And we're loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth,
At ten thousand dollars a show.
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills,
But the thrill we've never known,
Is the thrill that'll get'cha, when you get your picture,
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

I got a freaky old lady, name of Cole King Katie,
Who embroiders on my jeans.
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy,
Drivin' my limousine.
Now it's all designed, to blow our minds,
But our minds won't be really be blown;
Like the blow that'll get'cha, when you get your picture,
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

We got a lot of little, teen-aged, blue-eyed groupies,
Who'll do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru, that's teachin' us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to be alone.
And we keep gettin' richer, but we can't get our picture,
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.
                -- Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
                [As a note, they eventually DID make the cover of RS. Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  146 of 1340

"Well, we've come full circle, Lord; I'd like to think there's some
higher meaning to all this.  It would certainly reflect well on you."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  147 of 1340

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.
                -- Buckaroo Banzai
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  148 of 1340

WELL-ADJUSTED:
        The ability to play bridge or golf as if they were games.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  149 of 1340

We
own
this land.

I don't spend
any time
on this land.

This
is a tiny
little piece

of my
business
interests.

It's like
a grain
of sand.
                -- "Alliance Airport, from The Poetry Of H. Ross Perot,
                   recited on ABC's Town Meeting, June 29, 1992.
                   From SPY Magazine, November 1992
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  150 of 1340

We're all in this alone.
                -- Lily Tomlin
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