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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  191 of 1340

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  192 of 1340

What goes up must come down.  But don't expect it to come down
where you can find it.  Murphy's Law applied to Newton's.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  193 of 1340

What good is a ticket to the good life,
if you can't find the entrance?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  194 of 1340

What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
                -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  195 of 1340

What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow
in his footsteps?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  196 of 1340

What good is having someone who can walk
on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  197 of 1340

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  198 of 1340

What happened last night can happen again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  199 of 1340

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?  Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will
be pretty bad.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  200 of 1340

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore --
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over --
Like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
                -- Langston Hughes
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