Freebsd Fortunes 7

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

What goes up must come down.  But don't expect it to come down
where you can find it.  Murphy's Law applied to Newton's.

What good is a ticket to the good life,
if you can't find the entrance?

What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
                -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"

What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow
in his footsteps?

What good is having someone who can walk
on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

What happened last night can happen again.

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?  Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will
be pretty bad.
                -- Dave Barry

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore --
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over --
Like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
                -- Langston Hughes