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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  301 of 1340

What's the matter with the world?  Why, there ain't but one thing wrong
with every one of us - and that's "selfishness."
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  302 of 1340

What's the ugliest part of your body?
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose,
Some say your toes,
But I think it's your mind.
                -- Frank Zappa, 1965
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  303 of 1340

What's this stuff about people being "released on their
own recognizance"?  Aren't we all out on own recognizance?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  304 of 1340

When a Banker jumps out of a window,
jump after him -- that's where the money is.
                -- Robespierre
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  305 of 1340

When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  306 of 1340

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  307 of 1340

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but
the principle of the thing," it's the money.
                -- Kim Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  308 of 1340

When a girl can read the handwriting on
the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  309 of 1340

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  310 of 1340

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions
of many men for the inattentions of one.
                Helen Rowland
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