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When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?
Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  346 of 1340

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
                -- Gen. C. Abrams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  347 of 1340

When forecasting, give them a number
or give them a date, but never both.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  348 of 1340

When God endowed human beings with brains,
He did not intend to guarantee them.
 
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When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's.
                -- DeGourmont
 
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When he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung open and
inside he could see neon, orange, and green lights blinking, and bats
blowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes
screaming.  Weird masks and actors' clothes hung on the wall, and if he
stepped across the sill and reached for them, he knew that he was committing
himself to destruction.
                -- George Plimpton
 
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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced
to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
                -- Brendan Behan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  352 of 1340

When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred,
He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"
                -- Eugene Field, "The Bottle and the Bird"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  353 of 1340

when i die, i'd like to go peacefully.
in my sleep.
like my grandfather.

not screaming,
like the passengers in his car...
 
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When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.  A
loud general cheer went up.  After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a
barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another
drink!"  The announcement produced another cheer and another round of drinks.
        As soon as he had downed his second drink, the fellow hopped back
onto the stool.  "And when I pay," he bellowed, slapping five dollars onto
the bar, "*everybody* pays!"
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